The Tourist

Well that was boring. I'm sorry if I gave away the reveal of this review too early, but I'm afraid there isn't a whole lot else to say about this disappointing excuse for a thriller. Spy movies can be formulaic and still work, but at least some level of originality is required. It really doesn't matter whether that originality grows out of an interesting character study, a twisty-turny plot full of unseen surprises, or inventive and well choreographed action set pieces. Preferably it includes all of the above, but I'm not greedy. A movie can be full of cliches and well worn plot points if it provides the viewer with something new. Unfortunately, and despite a great deal of talent, Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck's new star vehicle, The Tourist, had none of the above.

The film opens with the femme fatale, Elise, leading Interpol on a wild goose chase. The police suspect her of attempting to reunite with her old flame, who also happens to be an international criminal. However, we are aware that while that is exactly what she is trying to do, Elise has also chosen a fall guy as a distraction to delay the police. The unsuspecting sap Frank falls in love with Elise (of course), and follows her through a hail of bullets and rooftop chases to an easily predictable ending. Brutal gangsters, relentless police officers, a beautiful woman, a crafty criminal, and an average Joe are all thrown together without much in the way of logic or character development.

The most surprising thing is the enormous amount of talent involved. Von Donnersmarck made his directorial feature film debut with the 2006 The Lives of Others and has been justly praised for it. Along with a bevy of critically acclaimed co-writers (including Christopher McQuarrie of The Usual Suspects), von Donnersmarck constructed a script that contained little of interest, and even less that was fresh or new.

Rufus Sewell watches Angelina Jolie in The Tourist

The elegant Elise is played by Angelina Jolie, who appears almost as if made of porcelain in this movie. Jolie never overacts, and tries her best, but seems to be as bored as I was throughout most of the film. The American "tourist" Frank, is played by Johnny Depp in a very reserved manner. Depp as well, never really seems to be sure of what von Donnersmarck is trying to do, and as a result gives an inconsistent and mostly irritating performance. As a huge fan of both Depp and Jolie, it was frustrating to watch these two talented actors get by on reputation alone. Paul Bettany fulfills the obligatory role of the British policeman attempting to track Jolie, and he does so in uninteresting fashion.

While this is an overwhelmingly negative review, I will mention a couple of positives here. The canals of Venice are gorgeous and von Donnersmarck does provide numerous beautiful scenery shots. Timothy Dalton, as the police supervisor, and Steven Berkoff as the lead gangster both do well in limited roles. The film opens well actually. Jolie eludes the police in a scene reminiscent of The French Connection, and the initial meeting between Jolie and Depp's characters is charming and intriguing. Of course, then as the plot progresses, we realize it actually has nowhere to go.

14/30

News and Links

Hey everyone, been a while since we did a news column here. Lots of good stuff happening recently so I thought I would clue you in on some of it.

To start out with, two extremely interesting trailers have been released in the past couple of months, both of which I'm dying to see. Here, we have a Coen brothers remake of the John Wayne western, True Grit, which looks appropriately gritty, and as long time followers of this blog know, I'm a sucker for Jeff Bridges. This movie looks awesome and I can't wait. The other trailer I'd like to bring to your attention is The Tourist. This film appears to be your traditional action escape fare, but when a cast of Johnny Depp (yes), Angelina Jolie (YES) and Paul Bettany (umm, thats cool I guess) gets together, there is potential for a great action film there. If you can't tell I really like Angelina Jolie.

Jeff Bridges and Hailee Steinfeld in True Grit

Next up we have some casting news. John C. Reilly has joined an already impressive cast for the new film God of Carnage. Contrary to what you might expect from that name, its actually based on a play about two sets of parents who face off after their kids have an altercation at school. This is already turning heads because its going to be directed by the talented Roman Polanski. I very nearly made a crack about Polanski and kids here, but I showed restraint. I'm proud of myself.

Kate Beckinsale

Also in the casting arena, Deadline.com is reporting that Kate Beckinsale is in talks to sign on for the new crime thriller Contraband. It is a remake of a 2008 scandinavian movie (we seem to be doing that a lot recently), and Mark Wahlberg is already attached. There is also some info about Wahlberg's upcoming boxing film, The Fighter, for those of you who are interested.


Finally we have a fun series at the British online paper, The Guardian. They have created a top 25 list of the greatest action and/or war movies of all time. That is here, plus a pretty funny article by Guardian reporter Joe Queenan on action movie cliches. Click around a bit as there is some other good stuff around their site.

That's all we have time for today readers. To quote Mr. Carrey, that's the way the cookie crumbles.

Links Galore!

Ever since the first time I saw "Goldfinger" and Pussy Galore, I have been a devout fan of both Sean Connery and James Bond. I loved the innuendos, I loved the gadgetry, the tongue-in-cheek dialogue. The Bond movies provided great action, without ever really taking itself too seriously. Roger Moore took the joke a little too far, and Pierce Brosnan brought the iconic spy right back towards the middle ground.

Over the last two films starring Daniel Craig, "Casino Royale" and "Quantum of Solace" (the worst Bond title ever), the pendulum has swung too far the other direction in my opinion. After the monstrous success of the recent Jason Bourne films, the new Bonds have been far too serious and action heavy for my taste. Graphic torture scenes, brutal beatings, a near total lack of gadgets, humorless seductions, and even (gasp) Bond in love has populated the newer films while simultaneously removing the joke of the series. Bond is not meant to be taken seriously. Craig appears to have fine charisma and should be capable of playing the role, but the writing and direction have not given this franchise any room to breath.

All this is why I am nervously optimistic about the recent news out of hollywood. One of my favorite current directors appears to be taking the helm for the next Bond venture. Sam Mendes, most famous for his masterpiece, "American Beauty", is in talks to direct the next Bond film. Mendes, while being a terrifically talented artist, has never directed a movie like this before. I am more than willing to give the man a chance, but another Bond disappointment will be tough to take.

Now for some links.

1. The link to the James Bond article.

2. Interesting rumor from Film Shaft about a possible Clint Eastwood - Leonardo DiCaprio collaboration.

3. A new trailer for the Angelina Jolie film "Salt".

4. Clip of the Nicolas Cage character Big Daddy doing some damage from the new film "Kick-Ass". Be warned, there is some blood letting.

5. Talk about Joss Whedon of "Firefly" and Buffy fame possibly directing the new Avengers movie.